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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Senate to Review Trump ‘Revenge’ Tax Worrying Wall Street - Bloomberg

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

MLB Power Rankings: Phillies take charge in NL East, Junior Caminero leads Rays’ rise - NBC Sports

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

Delete Every App On Your Smartphone That’s On This List - Forbes

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

UNC Pours It On Arizona in Opener, Piles Up Super Regional Record - 247Sports

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Do you believe that social media companies should allow posts spreading misinformation about election results, as suggested by Rep. Jim Jordan?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Fourth meeting of the International Health Regulations (2005) Emergency Committee regarding the upsurge of mpox 2024 – Temporary recommendations - World Health Organization (WHO)

No way

Still no good.

So they tried

Switch 2 Joy-Con drift is already haunting Nintendo - polygon.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Steelers TE wants no part of Jonnu Smith trade - Behind the Steel Curtain

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

U.S. budget deficit hit $316 billion in May, with annual shortfall up 14% from a year ago - CNBC

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

When reading can – and can't – help with mental health - BBC

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds